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   <FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#FFFF33" FACE="Times New Roman" ><B>Welcome to the Shadowspawn's Domain.</b></FONT></div> <bR> <div> <B> <img src="HTMLobj-234/aniGif.gif" border="0" align="bottom" width="100" height="75">  </b></div> <bR> <div> <B>        You will be the next captured soul.</b></div> <bR> <div>  <img src="HTMLobj-161/aniGif.gif" border="0" align="bottom" width="80" height="150">  </div> <bR> <div>  <img src="HTMLobj-236/aniGif.gif" border="0" align="bottom" width="413" height="100">  </div> <bR> <div>      This is still a "work in progress."   The link to my Topics in Medicine is active (and has been updated).  The Rogue's Gallery of Photos has been updated with new photos.  A new camera makes a difference.  The Of  Professional Interest page will tell you more than you care to know about me.  These are updated as of 07/30/2002</div> <bR> <div>      There are more active links now, including a search link to CDNow for the music shoppers out there (I'm a compulsive one myself).</div> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <A HREF="<A HREF="http://www.cdnow.com/pbc/from=sr-879724:c0086"><IMG" TARGET="_top" TITLE="<A HREF="http://www.cdnow.com/pbc/from=s"><U><IMG SRC="0e0d43c0.png" border=0 width="468" height="60" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></U></A></div> <bR> <div>      So here is the current little bit of humor for stopping by:</div> <bR> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> You Have Joined A Redneck HMO If...</div> <bR> <bR> <div> <B>10: Your Viagra perscription includes a Popsicle stick and some duct tape.</b></div> <bR> <div> <B>9: The only 100% covered expense is embalming.</b></div> <bR> <div> <B>8: Your Prozac comes in colors and has little </b><FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#00FF00" FACE="Times New Roman" ><B>M</b></FONT><B>s on each pill.</b></div> <bR> <div> <B>7: Preventive Care Coverage includes an apple a day.</b></div> <bR> <div> <B>6: Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to </b><FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#0000FF" FACE="Times New Roman" ><B>Goodwill</b></FONT><B> last month.</b></div> <bR> <div> <B>5: The Lone Star Bar and Grill is an approved pharmacy.</b></div> <bR> <div> <B>4: The only proctologist lists his address as </b><FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FF0000" FACE="Times New Roman" ><B>Rotorooter</b></FONT><B>.</b></div> <bR> <div> <B>3: The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.</b></div> <bR> <div> <B>2: Directiojns to the Dr.'s office include </b><FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FFFBF0" FACE="Times New Roman" ><B>"Take a left when you enter the trailer park."</b></FONT></div> <bR> <div> <B>1: The annual breast exam is conducted at </b><FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FF6600" FACE="Times New Roman" ><B>Hooters</b></FONT><B>.</b></div> <bR> <div> <TABLE BORDER="0" CELLPADDING="1" CELLSPACING="1" WIDTH="433" BORDERCOLORLIGHT="#C0C0C0" BORDERCOLORDARK="#808080" FRAME="VOID" RULES="NONE" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" > <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 20 WIDTH="429"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="20" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="429" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></tD> </tR> </TABLE></div> <div> <B>And for the politically incorrect... a Blonde Joke</b></div> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="0b762b40.jpg" border=0 width="354" height="436" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <bR> <bR> <div> <A HREF="http://www.persiankitty.com/" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.persiankitty.com/"><U><IMG SRC="088d43c0.jpg" border=0 width="468" height="60" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></U></A></div> <bR> </td> </tr></table></body>