Welcome to the Shadowspawn's Domain.

        You will be the next captured soul.

     This is still a "work in progress."   The link to my Topics in Medicine is active (and has been updated).  The Rogue's Gallery of Photos has been updated with new photos.  A new camera makes a difference.  The Of  Professional Interest page will tell you more than you care to know about me.  These are updated as of 07/30/2002

     There are more active links now, including a search link to CDNow for the music shoppers out there (I'm a compulsive one myself).

     So here is the current little bit of humor for stopping by:

You Have Joined A Redneck HMO If...

10: Your Viagra perscription includes a Popsicle stick and some duct tape.

9: The only 100% covered expense is embalming.

8: Your Prozac comes in colors and has little Ms on each pill.

7: Preventive Care Coverage includes an apple a day.

6: Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.

5: The Lone Star Bar and Grill is an approved pharmacy.

4: The only proctologist lists his address as Rotorooter.

3: The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

2: Directiojns to the Dr.'s office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."

1: The annual breast exam is conducted at Hooters.

And for the politically incorrect... a Blonde Joke